Entry One: Video Entry

[themountie]

[The camera turns on to show what appears to be an actual cabin in the woods, quite small, but complete with a roaring fire blazing in the hearth. The man holding the camera is wearing full Mountie regalia, including a Stetson hat, and looks pleased as punch.]

My thanks for the accommodations, Admiral. It's rather more space than I need, but I'm sure I'll finds ways to fill it.

[There's a bark from offscreen, and the man raises an eyebrow and says, quite pointedly:] No. Not with Krispy Kremes. We don't even have a Krispy Kreme on board, as far as I know.

[He turns his attention back to the camera, clearing his throat.] I beg your pardon, everyone. My name is Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP. I first came to the Barge-- well, that's not important right now, but I'll be here as a warden for the time being. I'm very much looking forward to it. [Horrifyingly, this appears to be genuine.]

Comments

[thinkb4ublink]

[A bleary-eyed man who looks rumpled and coming off a hangover, rubs his eyes and looks at him.] God. Not another one. [Well meaning policemen are the bane of his existence.]

[made_a_choice]

No Krispy Kremes -- Lord, I wish -- but I hear that if you bother him enough he hands out cookies.

Welcome to the Barge.

[maybebatman]

Nice hat.

[batmanschmatman]

Nice to meet you, Constable. What part of Canada are you from?

[19centconstable]

Hello Constable! It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Constable George Crabtree, Toronto Constabulary. I know the NWMP, but what is the RCMP?

...You have a dog?

[George tries to sound caz but fails. His excitement will never be contained by human means.]

[buildindreemz]

Welcome back, I guess?

I'm Ariadne.

[ Video ]

[surfaceshine]

...are you talking to a dog?

[Dean has priorities. First, establish the crazy level; second, make fun of hat; third, petition for Krispy Kreme on board.]

[most_feared]

Agent K. A pleasure.

[Formal and flat as ever.]

You need any info to get you started?

[timesbureaucrat]

Welcome to the Barge, Constable. I'm sure your optimism will wear off soon enough.

voice;

[plays]

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[... Heavens.]

... Well, that's a new one.