themountie: (you don't say)
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[The camera turns on to show what appears to be an actual cabin in the woods, quite small, but complete with a roaring fire blazing in the hearth. The man holding the camera is wearing full Mountie regalia, including a Stetson hat, and looks pleased as punch.]

My thanks for the accommodations, Admiral. It's rather more space than I need, but I'm sure I'll finds ways to fill it.

[There's a bark from offscreen, and the man raises an eyebrow and says, quite pointedly:] No. Not with Krispy Kremes. We don't even have a Krispy Kreme on board, as far as I know.

[He turns his attention back to the camera, clearing his throat.] I beg your pardon, everyone. My name is Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP. I first came to the Barge-- well, that's not important right now, but I'll be here as a warden for the time being. I'm very much looking forward to it. [Horrifyingly, this appears to be genuine.]

Date: 2012-04-08 01:44 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (OMG SHOES.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
Yes, precisely. People come here from all sorts of times and places. It's terribly exciting.

Date: 2012-04-08 01:50 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (Tell Nicolas Cage I hate him.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
Why wouldn't they be able to see me?

Oh goodness, is this a flood? What an unfortunate time to arrive. I myself arrived just before a breach, but I actually rather enjoyed it, as I got to be both a private detective and a cowboy.

Date: 2012-04-08 02:26 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (What kind of flowers does your dog like?)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
Do you mean you haven't been told about the floods yet?

Date: 2012-04-08 02:31 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (I've got a wacky theory about merpeople.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
They don't actually involve water here. ...Although they might. But they haven't yet.

A flood is...well, it's a bit like having a Gypsy curse on you. You find that you behave strangely, or look differently, but not everyone on board is affected. During a breach, everyone suddenly thinks they've been unlike themselves the whole time.

Date: 2012-04-08 02:38 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (Yams would be delicious.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
We have at least one strange occurrence a month, I would say.

Date: 2012-04-08 02:48 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (Ask me about my pimp cane.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
You were given literature?

Date: 2012-04-08 02:52 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (OMG SHOES.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
I do a bit of writing: I could note down some things if you like.

Date: 2012-04-08 03:20 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (Acting like a detective.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
It's my pleasure, Constable.

Date: 2012-04-08 10:07 pm (UTC)
19centconstable: (Yams would be delicious.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
I'm always happy to talk about the city, of course.

[They did wear most excellent hats all of the time...]

Date: 2012-04-09 04:39 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (OMG SHOES.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
You needn't worry: I've returned home briefly, and it turns out I don't remember anything which occurs here. Although I believe I am influenced by events. I did write an adventure novel, after all, and I'd never considered doing that sort of thing before coming here.

Date: 2012-04-10 01:04 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (Let's not look at the stomach contents.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
I'm not sure. I only know how things have worked for me.

Date: 2012-04-10 06:13 am (UTC)
19centconstable: (Like the Mounties we always get our man.)
From: [personal profile] 19centconstable
But if they remain influenced, like I was, then it's really no loss.

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