Entry One: Video Entry

[themountie]

[The camera turns on to show what appears to be an actual cabin in the woods, quite small, but complete with a roaring fire blazing in the hearth. The man holding the camera is wearing full Mountie regalia, including a Stetson hat, and looks pleased as punch.]

My thanks for the accommodations, Admiral. It's rather more space than I need, but I'm sure I'll finds ways to fill it.

[There's a bark from offscreen, and the man raises an eyebrow and says, quite pointedly:] No. Not with Krispy Kremes. We don't even have a Krispy Kreme on board, as far as I know.

[He turns his attention back to the camera, clearing his throat.] I beg your pardon, everyone. My name is Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP. I first came to the Barge-- well, that's not important right now, but I'll be here as a warden for the time being. I'm very much looking forward to it. [Horrifyingly, this appears to be genuine.]

Comments

[maybebatman]

You should. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

[ He's not gonna let his inner criminal speak up about how unwise it is to rat out your partners in crime. It's too nice a story to ruin with technicalities. ]

That's quite the story, Constable Fraser. It sounds to me like you'll do a good job here. With some inmates, at least.

[themountie]

[Oh, he has stories about that, too, like the time his father died...]

Thank you kindly, Mr. Crowder. I very much appreciate the endorsement.

If you ever need that CES pass, by the way, please feel free to ask.

[maybebatman]

[ That sounds like a less uplifting tale. ]

I may take you up on that. Good luck, Constable.