Entry Three: Video Entry, Spam Entry
May. 17th, 2012 08:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
themountieA warm welcome to our newest arrivals. My name is Benton Fraser, Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and I'm a warden here. While I've already been assigned an inmate, I believe it's every warden's duty to assist the Barge community as a whole; so if any of you have a particular need or concern, please don't hesitate to ask.
[Warden Filter: Filtered AWAY from Bob Fraser]
As you may have noticed, my father has come for something of an extended visit. He's a good man, and one of the best Mounties to ever take a posting, and I have nothing but confidence that he'll do this job proud.
That said, he's...
Well, he's... [How does one say "completely insane" without actually insulting the man behind his back? Fraser huffs and thumbs at his eyebrow, uncertain.] ...Well, he's been dead for a while, and his memory, you know...
Just-- it might be wise to take some of his stories with a grain of salt. Uh, particularly the ones about me.
[Filtered to... Dad]
A-ha, this just occurred to me: What do you intend to do about the division of property?
[Filtered to Roy Slater]
How are you today, Mr. Slater? [True to his word, Fraser has in fact sent this question once a day, every day, whether or not he gets a response.]
[Spam for Chromie/Roy/the library]
[...And also once a day, he also takes a brief constitutional to the library. Just to look at books, of course. It's a coincidence that it usually happens to take place during Roy's shift.]
Good day, Ms. Chromie. Is there anything of particular interest on the shelves today?
[Warden Filter: Filtered AWAY from Bob Fraser]
As you may have noticed, my father has come for something of an extended visit. He's a good man, and one of the best Mounties to ever take a posting, and I have nothing but confidence that he'll do this job proud.
That said, he's...
Well, he's... [How does one say "completely insane" without actually insulting the man behind his back? Fraser huffs and thumbs at his eyebrow, uncertain.] ...Well, he's been dead for a while, and his memory, you know...
Just-- it might be wise to take some of his stories with a grain of salt. Uh, particularly the ones about me.
[Filtered to... Dad]
A-ha, this just occurred to me: What do you intend to do about the division of property?
[Filtered to Roy Slater]
How are you today, Mr. Slater? [True to his word, Fraser has in fact sent this question once a day, every day, whether or not he gets a response.]
[Spam for Chromie/Roy/the library]
[...And also once a day, he also takes a brief constitutional to the library. Just to look at books, of course. It's a coincidence that it usually happens to take place during Roy's shift.]
Good day, Ms. Chromie. Is there anything of particular interest on the shelves today?
no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 12:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 12:37 pm (UTC)Although I would like that hat back.
no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 04:03 pm (UTC)No.
no subject
Date: 2012-05-18 04:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-18 04:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-21 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-21 12:15 pm (UTC)I have my things. What do I want with yours as well?
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Date: 2012-05-21 01:10 pm (UTC)Dad...
[He sighs.] Why did you come back here? [It's not annoyed, this time: it's a plain question.]
Private
Date: 2012-05-21 02:18 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2012-05-21 02:52 pm (UTC)I'm not sure I... you forgot me?
Re: Private
Date: 2012-05-21 03:54 pm (UTC)Rest of them seemed to enjoyed themselves. [He's bitter about that.]
Private
Date: 2012-05-22 01:19 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2012-05-22 01:46 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2012-05-22 01:48 pm (UTC)You will be wanting a gun, though, won't you?
Private
Date: 2012-05-22 02:43 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2012-05-22 02:46 pm (UTC)Well, I suppose you're all covered, then.
Private
Date: 2012-05-22 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 07:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-18 04:55 am (UTC):)]
Private;
Date: 2012-05-17 08:13 pm (UTC)Private;
Date: 2012-05-18 04:55 am (UTC)Warden filter sans Bob.
Date: 2012-05-18 12:23 am (UTC)Warden filter sans Bob.
Date: 2012-05-18 04:56 am (UTC)Warden filter sans Bob.
Date: 2012-05-18 04:59 am (UTC)Warden filter sans Bob.
Date: 2012-05-18 05:06 am (UTC)2/2
Date: 2012-05-18 05:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-18 05:15 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2012-05-18 05:40 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2012-05-18 05:43 am (UTC)What was your experience like?
[Private]
Date: 2012-05-21 03:09 am (UTC)...I'm not quite sure how to describe it. What has your reading told you?
[Private]
Date: 2012-05-21 03:42 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2012-05-21 01:11 pm (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2012-05-21 10:40 pm (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2012-05-22 01:18 pm (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2012-05-23 11:35 pm (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2012-05-24 08:58 am (UTC)[Warden filter minus Bob]
Date: 2012-05-18 04:53 am (UTC)[Warden filter minus Bob]
Date: 2012-05-18 04:57 am (UTC)[Warden filter minus Bob]
Date: 2012-05-18 09:39 pm (UTC)[Warden filter minus Bob]
Date: 2012-05-21 03:08 am (UTC)